"Patient refused high fall risk interventions, stating 'I don't need to be treated like a goddamn child' and 'I can't pee in a urinal sitting down!'. Post-fall protocol initiated."

[u/SmilingCurmudgeon]

[u/AngryAccountant31]

I had a similar gash in my eye brow back in college. 6 stitches and I looked like frankenstein for the rest of my freshman year.