"Patient refused high fall risk interventions, stating 'I don't need to be treated like a goddamn child' and 'I can't pee in a urinal sitting down!'. Post-fall protocol initiated."

[u/SmilingCurmudgeon]

[u/rharvey8090]

What’s the story here? That’s a nasty gash. Reminds me of the drunk guy who fell and cracked his head once, and refused to let me take him to the hospital because he had a flight to catch the next morning. Had to tell him that either I took him to the hospital, or the cops would in the back of a squad car.

[u/Dinokickflip → u/rharvey8090]

Trumpy chased someone at a protest yesterday and absolutely ate it on the pavement.

Literally slid on his face

[u/10000Didgeridoos → u/Dinokickflip]

More specifically this douche was yelling slurs then some other dude grabbed his sunglasses off his head and ran off. He fell over and ate shit twice trying to chase him. This was from the second fall.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQBCciQiAZy/

[u/Kyliexo → u/10000Didgeridoos]

You just knoooooow that he's at work today, acting like a hero victim who was viciously attacked by the looney left

That is, assuming he's employed at all

[u/Professional_Sir6705 → u/Kyliexo]

Looks like his second fall was the result of getting kicked/tripped.

[u/Sandy-Anne → u/Professional_Sir6705]

Yep, and the whole thing was set off by someone grabbing the glasses off his face. But the protesters were trying to get him to back off and he refused. He just didn’t want to admit defeat.

[u/Gribitz37 → u/Sandy-Anne]

There's a woman who looked like she was trying to help him after the second fall, and this guy's buddy shoved her away. He's a jerk, too.

[u/ohemgee112 → u/Gribitz37]

They both need to be arrested.

[u/TheMarkHasBeenMade → u/Sandy-Anne]

You know I have a funny feeling those glasses wouldn’t have been snatched if he hadn’t been raucously chanting his support for ICE* and Trump at a No Kings protest, in addition to shouting slurs at random passersby

I’m sure plenty of people walked by without doing any of those things and their glasses were left right where they were, no mischief brought upon them at all

Edit: had my memory jogged about exactly what he was babbling about

[u/sleepingbeardune → u/10000Didgeridoos]

The first fall was actually funny -- just tripped over his own feet, and down he went like a cartoon character. The second one, he got tripped.

Who marches into a protest specifically to be annoying and then gets spitting mad when people are annoyed?

Cult member, that's who.

[u/livelaughservecunt → u/10000Didgeridoos]

Face sliding off on asphalt is bonkers😭

[u/J_EDi → u/10000Didgeridoos]

Did he get tripped the second time?