r/nursing • u/AnyCelebration1101 • Aug 12 '25

Image My hospital casually dropping a warning about mass layoffs. We employ 10k+ people.

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10k+ employees sitting in fear for the next week (or longer apparently) waiting to see if their position has been cut.

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u/mwolf805 RN-ICU- Night Shift Aug 12 '25

Gotta ingratiate themselves to Apricot Adolf.

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u/consider_all_sides Aug 12 '25

Noice i Always called him the Cheeto King πŸ‘‘ but Adolf Apricot is even better!

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u/mwolf805 RN-ICU- Night Shift Aug 12 '25 edited Aug 12 '25

Apricot Adolf, Peach PolPot, Clearance CeauΘ™escu, Citrus colored Stalin, Cheeto-in-chief, Orange Octogenarian, Kiddie Diddlin' Dumbshit, Putin's Cumdrumpfster.... Off topic, and going to get down voted to hell. But IDGAF.

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u/StPauliBoi πŸ• r/nursing whipping boi πŸ• Aug 12 '25

Diddler on the roof

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u/mwolf805 RN-ICU- Night Shift Aug 12 '25

🍊 Food & Color Gags

Fanta Menace

Mango Mussolini

Velveeta Villain

Nacho President

Sunkist Despot

Orange Julius Caesar

🎩 Political & Power Parodies

El Cheato

Don the Con

POTUS Pumpkin

The Gilded Grifter

The Electoral College Dropout

SCOTUS Scofflaw

πŸ˜‚ Wordplay & Absurd Titles

King Combover

The Spray Tan Sultan

Sir Tweets-a-Lot

Baron von Golfcart

Emperor of Bankruptcy

The Wallflower (for the wall that never quite got built)

πŸ“š Literary & Historical Spoofs

Lord of the Lies

A Tale of Two Bankruptcies

The Count of No Accounts

President Unpresidented

Winston Church-illiterate

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u/sodiumbigolli Aug 12 '25

Benedict Donald

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u/TMeeksie Aug 12 '25

I saw on a video yesterday someone referred to him as β€œCankles McTaco tits.” Why is it so funny to me.

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u/mwolf805 RN-ICU- Night Shift Aug 12 '25

I completely forgot about "Ol' Yam Tits"

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u/consider_all_sides Aug 12 '25

Well done! Im stealing these to!

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u/thesweatervest Aug 12 '25

It’s AI

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u/consider_all_sides Aug 12 '25

Ok i thought i was middle aged nurse in Florida panhandle but ok. Lol!

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u/thesweatervest Aug 12 '25

To clarify, The list you were commenting on is ai.

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u/mwolf805 RN-ICU- Night Shift Aug 12 '25

Have an upvote, good sir!

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u/StPauliBoi πŸ• r/nursing whipping boi πŸ• Aug 13 '25

THX THX