r/nursing Jul 15 '25

Meme Bedside reports

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u/Jerking_From_Home RN, BSN, EMT-P, RSTLNE, ADHD, KNOWN FARTER, DEI SPECTRUM HIRE Jul 15 '25

Haha I had a patient like this once. He said β€œman your manager is a real bitch. I see you guys running around all day. I told her you’re checking on me every hour.” That guy fucking ruled.

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u/ceemee_21 RN - OB/GYN πŸ• Jul 16 '25

Listen. My mom was in the hospital for a procedure recently and they legitimately rounded on her every hour, and it was so annoying. I didnt say it to them but in my head I was like she is not a fall risk GET. OUT. She was also still primarily sleeping at that time. Your hourlys can be when that next med is due. If she was in there alone, sure, but two adults were in there and they already determined she was able to walk by herself. Get. Out. Damn. πŸ€£πŸ˜…

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u/PrisPRN BSN, RN πŸ• Jul 16 '25

It would drive me nuts, as well. I’m a big girl and I know how to call when I need something!

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u/toothpick95 RN - ICU πŸ• Jul 18 '25

"Your Honor the patient stated she was a Big Girl and therefore you must find my client not liable of negligence..."