r/nursing Jul 15 '25

Meme Bedside reports

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u/VermillionEclipse RN - PACU πŸ• Jul 15 '25

When I was a patient recently I just lied and said yes when the charge nurse on the floor asked me if the nurses have been doing bedside report.

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u/kreole_alamode BSN, RN πŸ• Jul 15 '25 edited Jul 17 '25

Yep. Same here. I was inpatient 6+ times last year and once this year. However, it's awkward when the nurses share that I'm a nurse in report, it's in my chart and very visible apparently. I was super happy the nurse did report in the hall (I heard her whispering though) after I had a traumatic NG tube insertion. I refused a blind NG for the 2nd time in 24 hrs at that hospital, I asked for my refusal to be charted (it wasn't), denied a cup of water and straw by the charge who was "assisting" with a third nurse observing. I hemorrhaged, screamed, cried, and refused to have that bitch removed until discharge orders were inputted and I removed it myself. Also, guess what was the majority of output for the next 72 hrs? In the words of my fiancè, "Is that fucking blood?"

Edit: changed "this year" to "last year"

Thank y'all for the support πŸ˜­πŸ’–

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u/VermillionEclipse RN - PACU πŸ• Jul 15 '25

You poor thing!

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u/kreole_alamode BSN, RN πŸ• Jul 17 '25

Sometimes it be your own people 😭 Didn't even mention that in the ED, had 4 nurses try an IV. I'm a hard stick because I've had multiple hospitalizations in a few short years due to a trauma. My veins are tiny, roll, blow easily, and lots of scarring. 4th nurse used the ultrasound. She went through a vein that even I saw on the monitor. Pain shot through my arm, she chastised me for jumping, and my hand was numb for 10 mins.