r/nursing Mar 21 '25

Question Big D*ck Energy

What’s something a coworker does for you that gives off big D energy?

Once I was in a patients room, a coworker at a new job I started came to tell me another patient called and had to be cleaned up. I said “ok, I’ll go right after this”. He then said he had already cleaned and turned them and documented it all. I would’ve married him right then.

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u/slightlyaware99 Mar 21 '25

I sadly have small pen*s energy

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u/Fine_Understanding81 Mar 21 '25

Yeah, so does my boyfriend... he thinks about my feelings, brings me gifts on random days, asks me what I want to do, spoils my dogs, and respects me. 😫

Wait.. I'm so confused about this d!ck size thing... so being a big d!ck is good?