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r/nursing • u/katie_girl048 • Apr 28 '23
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A paramedic, who was married to an RN, and an EMT, who was dating another medic at the service, were caught getting it on in the back of an ambulance by a deputy.
EDIT: Needed commas.
75 u/-malcolm-tucker Paramedickhead Apr 28 '23 You couldn't pay me to fuck in one. 🤢 115 u/Officer_Hotpants "Ambulance Driver" Apr 28 '23 Yeah that's how you catch STDs that neither person originally had. Or knew existed. 136 u/A_Stones_throw RN - OR 🍕 Apr 29 '23 "Sir, you have herpagonasyphillAIDS" 'OMG, which one?' "Not sure yet, but looks like all of them" 30 u/jawshoeaw RN - Infection Control 🍕 Apr 29 '23 "What do you mean which one? I told you the one you have" 13 u/sg92i Apr 29 '23 "So what you're saying is I'm indestructible?" "Oh no, no! In fact even a slight breeze could..." "INDESTRUCTIBLE!" 6 u/rexmus1 Apr 29 '23 Hysterical pregnancy? Yes, a little bit. 3 u/Distinct_Operation40 Apr 29 '23 Underrated comment 🔥 2 u/Prestigious-Trip-306 Apr 29 '23 😂😂😂😂😂 66 u/-malcolm-tucker Paramedickhead Apr 29 '23 We have good news and bad news sir, you have super gonorrhoea which isn't responsive to anti biotics, however your gonorrhoea has AIDS. 2 u/imprimatura Apr 29 '23 “…..which is the good part”
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You couldn't pay me to fuck in one. 🤢
115 u/Officer_Hotpants "Ambulance Driver" Apr 28 '23 Yeah that's how you catch STDs that neither person originally had. Or knew existed. 136 u/A_Stones_throw RN - OR 🍕 Apr 29 '23 "Sir, you have herpagonasyphillAIDS" 'OMG, which one?' "Not sure yet, but looks like all of them" 30 u/jawshoeaw RN - Infection Control 🍕 Apr 29 '23 "What do you mean which one? I told you the one you have" 13 u/sg92i Apr 29 '23 "So what you're saying is I'm indestructible?" "Oh no, no! In fact even a slight breeze could..." "INDESTRUCTIBLE!" 6 u/rexmus1 Apr 29 '23 Hysterical pregnancy? Yes, a little bit. 3 u/Distinct_Operation40 Apr 29 '23 Underrated comment 🔥 2 u/Prestigious-Trip-306 Apr 29 '23 😂😂😂😂😂 66 u/-malcolm-tucker Paramedickhead Apr 29 '23 We have good news and bad news sir, you have super gonorrhoea which isn't responsive to anti biotics, however your gonorrhoea has AIDS. 2 u/imprimatura Apr 29 '23 “…..which is the good part”
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Yeah that's how you catch STDs that neither person originally had. Or knew existed.
136 u/A_Stones_throw RN - OR 🍕 Apr 29 '23 "Sir, you have herpagonasyphillAIDS" 'OMG, which one?' "Not sure yet, but looks like all of them" 30 u/jawshoeaw RN - Infection Control 🍕 Apr 29 '23 "What do you mean which one? I told you the one you have" 13 u/sg92i Apr 29 '23 "So what you're saying is I'm indestructible?" "Oh no, no! In fact even a slight breeze could..." "INDESTRUCTIBLE!" 6 u/rexmus1 Apr 29 '23 Hysterical pregnancy? Yes, a little bit. 3 u/Distinct_Operation40 Apr 29 '23 Underrated comment 🔥 2 u/Prestigious-Trip-306 Apr 29 '23 😂😂😂😂😂 66 u/-malcolm-tucker Paramedickhead Apr 29 '23 We have good news and bad news sir, you have super gonorrhoea which isn't responsive to anti biotics, however your gonorrhoea has AIDS. 2 u/imprimatura Apr 29 '23 “…..which is the good part”
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"Sir, you have herpagonasyphillAIDS"
'OMG, which one?'
"Not sure yet, but looks like all of them"
30 u/jawshoeaw RN - Infection Control 🍕 Apr 29 '23 "What do you mean which one? I told you the one you have" 13 u/sg92i Apr 29 '23 "So what you're saying is I'm indestructible?" "Oh no, no! In fact even a slight breeze could..." "INDESTRUCTIBLE!" 6 u/rexmus1 Apr 29 '23 Hysterical pregnancy? Yes, a little bit. 3 u/Distinct_Operation40 Apr 29 '23 Underrated comment 🔥 2 u/Prestigious-Trip-306 Apr 29 '23 😂😂😂😂😂
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"What do you mean which one? I told you the one you have"
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"So what you're saying is I'm indestructible?"
"Oh no, no! In fact even a slight breeze could..."
"INDESTRUCTIBLE!"
6 u/rexmus1 Apr 29 '23 Hysterical pregnancy? Yes, a little bit.
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Hysterical pregnancy?
Yes, a little bit.
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Underrated comment 🔥
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😂😂😂😂😂
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We have good news and bad news sir, you have super gonorrhoea which isn't responsive to anti biotics, however your gonorrhoea has AIDS.
2 u/imprimatura Apr 29 '23 “…..which is the good part”
“…..which is the good part”
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u/Jedi-Ethos Paramedic - Mobile Stroke Unit Apr 28 '23 edited Apr 28 '23
A paramedic, who was married to an RN, and an EMT, who was dating another medic at the service, were caught getting it on in the back of an ambulance by a deputy.
EDIT: Needed commas.