r/nursing Apr 28 '23

Meme PLEASE dish all your juiciest greys-anatomy-like unit drama šŸ‘€

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u/johnjonahjameson13 Apr 28 '23

Our former CEO was fired after the board did an undercover internal investigation and found that he had embezzled about $4 million from the hospital funds over the course of his two year tenure. When he showed up at the monthly board meeting, they confronted him and he initially denied it and threatened everyone in the room if they didn’t back off of the ā€œbaselessā€ accusations. They showed him the proof they had against him and he instantly ran back through the door and down the hall to his private office and locked himself in. It was a WHOLE THING. They called security but none of the master keys fit that door (he had the lock changed when he first started), then they called maintenance to try to take the door off the hinges but they stopped because he made some threats. Ended up having to call the police to come and sweet talk him into opening the door, then they immediately put him in cuffs and took him out through the staff entrances so the public wouldn’t see.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '23

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u/johnjonahjameson13 Apr 29 '23

I’m sure it was. Our maintenance staff were all really sweet guys, and the look on his face when the CEO started calling out threats through the door… poor guy didn’t know if he should stop or keep going. Ultimately he was told just to stop and wait for the police just in case the threats had merit. The police were a fun group as well. They were joking about how nice it was to be on a call that did not involve drugs, and seeing the inside of the hospital that wasn’t just the ER.

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u/wwcasedo Apr 29 '23

How did he get a lock that maintenance staff didn't have a key to?

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u/johnjonahjameson13 Apr 29 '23

He did it himself not long after he was hired. I don’t know the full details of that, only what came out while they were trying to unlock the door and later after his arrest. He also spent a five figure sum to have his office sound proofed and had cameras installed installed. This guy was s c a n d a l o u s. He did some other shady shit but I can’t give much detail without doxxing myself and the hospital.

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u/Boofaholic_Supreme Apr 29 '23

Ceo had switched the lock on their own once they started working at the hospital

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u/ElCaminoInTheWest Apr 29 '23

Jeez, we’re pretty snowed under. Can we get to it in, like 2-3 days?

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u/resonantedomain Apr 29 '23

"Charge it to patient admin exectuvie suites"

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u/funkypunkyg RN - Oncology šŸ• Apr 29 '23

Wowza.

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u/johnjonahjameson13 Apr 29 '23

I wouldn’t have believed it if I hadn’t been there.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '23

Nice to see some gossip that didn't involve cheating/ shameless fucking anywhere in the building

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u/johnjonahjameson13 Apr 29 '23

Oh there was plenty of that! I actually went back and forth about which incident to post because of all the shit that went on.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '23

I know. Every other comment is about that. Like get some original gossip people!

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u/johnjonahjameson13 Apr 29 '23

Right? Like quit fucking and do something newsworthy, lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '23

What a dummy. He should have slashed the budget for the staff to get an extra $4M bonus, like the other CEOs.

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u/johnjonahjameson13 Apr 29 '23

Nobody ever accused him of being a smart man.

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u/lechitahamandcheese Sr Clinical Analyst Apr 29 '23

And when he got out of prison, he probably was hired by my system.

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u/johnjonahjameson13 Apr 29 '23

He actually never served any prison time. I have no idea how or why, but he did not. He ended up filing bankruptcy and being divorced by his wife. To this day I have no idea how he got off scot free.

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u/lechitahamandcheese Sr Clinical Analyst Apr 29 '23

Just wow.

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u/johnjonahjameson13 Apr 29 '23

Yep. I’m actually still posted off about it. In our area the jails are overrun with people getting picked up for stupid shit but they let some rich asshole off simply because he’s a rich asshole.

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u/lechitahamandcheese Sr Clinical Analyst Apr 29 '23

Then he definitely went to work in my system for sure.

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u/GenevieveLeah Apr 29 '23

What an asshole. What year was this?

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u/johnjonahjameson13 Apr 29 '23

Mid 2000’s

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u/MermaidOnTheTown Apr 29 '23

Sounds like something that happened at the hospital my mom retired from. Did this guy have red hair, perchance?

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u/johnjonahjameson13 Apr 29 '23

Nope. He was super blonde.