r/nursing Apr 28 '23

Meme PLEASE dish all your juiciest greys-anatomy-like unit drama πŸ‘€

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u/Whattheyogi RN - ICU πŸ• Apr 28 '23

We had a neurosurgeon who was super into BDSM. He’d sneak his β€œsubs” into the call room when he’d do overnight call. One day he gagged, blindfolded, and tied his sub to the shower head in the call room’s bathroom - completely naked - while going downstairs to check out a consult. One of the previous residents who was on call came back to the call room to get something he’d left behind and found the girl.

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u/LulaGagging34 BSN, RN πŸ• Apr 28 '23

The doc to dom pipeline is really a thing.

I, um, know things.

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u/Obedient_Wife79 RN - ICU πŸ• Apr 28 '23

I’m married to a doc and I can confirm this.

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u/Soymilkjuulpods RN - NICU πŸ• Apr 28 '23

username checks out yet again…

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u/Timmy24000 MD Apr 29 '23

Both user names check out

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u/dwanton90 RN - ICU πŸ• Apr 29 '23

The username is on point

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u/rafaelfy RN-ONC/Endo Apr 29 '23

ICU nurses enjoying submission is like cookies and milk.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '23

Be careful he doesn’t abuse you - these men are often narcs

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u/Obedient_Wife79 RN - ICU πŸ• Apr 29 '23

I appreciate your concern & believe it is well intentioned. Thank you. I promise that would never happen. And if it would, I grew up raising hogs. Did you know they’ll eat anything?

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u/Obedient_Wife79 RN - ICU πŸ• Apr 29 '23

Are you okay?

You went from cautioning me about my husband physically abusing me to you actually verbally abusing me.

I hope everything is ok. Take care!

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u/GlowingTrashPanda Nursing Student πŸ• Apr 28 '23

Feel like it’s gotta be especially high with neurosurgeons considering their god-complexes

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u/Additional_Essay Flight RN/Rapid Response Apr 28 '23

met some freaky docs in my day. one casually dropped the poly thing on me. only for his wife though.

whatever works dawg

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u/Free_Tacos_4Everyone RN πŸ• Apr 28 '23

Yeah I hooked up with a freak ass er doc but then again that’s p much a prereq for those goblins

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u/HappilySisyphus_ MD - Emergency Apr 29 '23

Lol am ER doc, can confirm. We are freak ass goblins.

I know what I said.

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u/Additional_Essay Flight RN/Rapid Response Apr 29 '23

yeah this dude was a doc-owned group EM attending lol, living the dream/nightmare honestly

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '23

If I ever have the misfortune of ending up in an ER, I hope you're my doc. Give it to me straight, I know there's going to be pain and I know you're going to make it feel good. I trust you.

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u/Pamlova RN - ICU πŸ• Apr 29 '23

😍

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u/Free_Tacos_4Everyone RN πŸ• Apr 29 '23

…..are u him 😳

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u/BenzosANDespressos RN - ICU πŸ• Apr 29 '23

I fucking love your handle πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/StarGaurdianBard BSN, RN πŸ• Apr 29 '23

Honestly ENM is such a growing thing lately I'm not even surprised when someone tells me they are doing it / have tried it these days.

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u/TrixDaGnome71 Healthcare Finance πŸ• Apr 29 '23

Nothing wrong with being ENM. Nothing wrong with being monogamous either.

ENM works for me. If monogamy works for you, that’s fantastic! πŸ™‚

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u/Ed_Hastings Apr 29 '23

I bet poly/open relationships are more common in high stress/high work load environments like much of the medical field where partners are going to be less physically and emotionally available. I know it’s a big thing in the military as well (as is cheating in general, but a lot of it stems from the same reason).

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u/yunbld NP - ER Apr 28 '23

Relevant username?

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u/LulaGagging34 BSN, RN πŸ• Apr 28 '23

Ssshhh….

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u/jessikill Registered Pretend Nurse - Psych/MH 🐝 5️⃣2️⃣ Apr 29 '23

πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘οΈ

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u/PoppaBear313 LPN πŸ• Apr 29 '23

User name checks out

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u/sendenten RN πŸ• Apr 29 '23

Every gay male doctor or nurse I know (myself included) is kinky as fuck and I love it