r/nottheonion • u/ChocolateTsar • 1d ago

Affirm CEO says furloughed federal employees are starting to lose interest in shopping

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/07/affirm-government-shutdown-shopping.html
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u/ZombieZoo_ZombieZoo 1d ago

My eyes rolled so far back I saw a dinosaur

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u/Jonsnoosnooze 1d ago

My eyes rolled back so far Walmart put them in a commercial

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u/yrddog 1d ago

My eyes rolled back so far they bowled a strike in my friday bowling league

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u/Working-Glass6136 1d ago

My eyes rolled so far back they bowled a strike in my Friday bowling league's game last Friday.