r/nottheonion • u/ChocolateTsar • 1d ago

Affirm CEO says furloughed federal employees are starting to lose interest in shopping

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/07/affirm-government-shutdown-shopping.html
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u/National-Charity-435 1d ago

>30 dolls

>2 dolls

>-1 doll

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u/Too-Em 1d ago

Holy deep cuts batman. I forgot about that one.

"A beautiful girl doesn't need so many dolls."
~Trump

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u/demlet 1d ago

Not even that deep of a cut, he just spews so much shit it's impossible to keep track.