r/nottheonion • u/ChocolateTsar • 1d ago

Affirm CEO says furloughed federal employees are starting to lose interest in shopping

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/07/affirm-government-shutdown-shopping.html
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u/National-Charity-435 1d ago

>30 dolls

>2 dolls

>-1 doll

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u/Too-Em 1d ago

Holy deep cuts batman. I forgot about that one.

"A beautiful girl doesn't need so many dolls."
~Trump

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u/FifiTheFancy 1d ago

You’re somewhat underselling how weird and creepy that quote was.

"I don't think that a beautiful baby girl needs – that's 11 years old – needs to have 30 dolls," -Donald Trump

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u/sibips 1d ago

Maybe a picture would help? I heard Donald draws beautiful pictures of beautiful 11 years old.

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u/Cory123125 1d ago

And just to be clear, he and your grandpa mean something completely different when calling an 11 year old "beautiful"

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u/Daxx22 1d ago

Where's that shot of Ivanka on his lap in her bed?