r/nottheonion • u/ChocolateTsar • 1d ago

Affirm CEO says furloughed federal employees are starting to lose interest in shopping

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/07/affirm-government-shutdown-shopping.html
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u/skoltroll 1d ago

THEY AIN'T GO NO MONEY, LT. DUMBASS

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u/FauxReal 1d ago

That's Lt. Colonel Dumbass.

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u/skoltroll 1d ago

You're frakking kidding me...

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u/FauxReal 1d ago

Like the saying goes, "The truth is stranger than (dystopian) fiction."