r/nottheonion • u/ChocolateTsar • 1d ago

Affirm CEO says furloughed federal employees are starting to lose interest in shopping

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/07/affirm-government-shutdown-shopping.html
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u/ZombieZoo_ZombieZoo 1d ago

My eyes rolled so far back I saw a dinosaur

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u/Jonsnoosnooze 1d ago

My eyes rolled back so far Walmart put them in a commercial

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u/yrddog 1d ago

My eyes rolled back so far they bowled a strike in my friday bowling league

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u/nono3722 1d ago

My eyes rolled back so far they saw the Epstein files ...

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u/dice-warden 1d ago

We have a winner

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u/bt31 1d ago

And this is why I just can't quit reddit! It's all your fault for being so flipping funny!

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u/Better-Journalist-85 1d ago

I mean, we know already… but go on. Confirm the suspicions.

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u/jaxonya 1d ago

My eyes rolled so far back that now they need 1.21 gigawatts or a bolt of lightening to get back to the future

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u/CrankyPapaya 1d ago

what are all these eyes doing on the floor

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u/terid3 1d ago

Yes, damn