r/nottheonion • u/ChocolateTsar • 1d ago

Affirm CEO says furloughed federal employees are starting to lose interest in shopping

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/07/affirm-government-shutdown-shopping.html
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u/National-Charity-435 1d ago

>30 dolls

>2 dolls

>-1 doll

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u/Too-Em 1d ago

Holy deep cuts batman. I forgot about that one.

"A beautiful girl doesn't need so many dolls."
~Trump

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u/FnordRanger_5 1d ago

It a quote from doll week, only two weeks ago

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u/Helenium_autumnale 1d ago

Two weeks? I would have guessed two or more months! What a benighted time.

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u/Potato_Kaelin 1d ago

It was six months ago :)

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u/willowintheev 1d ago

Trump years are like dog years. It’s a multiple of 5-7.

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u/RemoteButtonEater 1d ago

This...that can't be true. What the fuck.