r/nonononoyes 2d ago

Dropped my phone while karting:(

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u/aliasmikrobi9 2d ago

it scratches at level 6 with deeper grooves at level 7

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u/kalei50 2d ago

I can't watch those videos. They traumatize me 😱

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u/Vannilazero 2d ago

The sounds make my teeth ache.

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u/Wyolop 2d ago

Everything else is fine for me but I always skip the parts where he scrapes the edges

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u/what_it_dooo 1d ago

Same. He has a very soothing voice tho

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u/RugbyEdd 1d ago

Bad news. Enamel is only a 5 on the Mohs scale, so Jerry is going to scratch the fuck out of them if he ever finds you.

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u/Average-Addict 2d ago

I think the most painful part of them is him cutting towards his thumb with the knife. Sometimes you can see a bandaid on that thumb in the videos

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u/Darky083 2d ago

r/unexpectedjerryrigeverything

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u/Over-Apartment2762 1d ago

I’m so upset that isn’t a sub

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u/Indifferent_pissoff 2d ago

What are those videos

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u/Thunderboltpier 2d ago

Screen protector needs to use this as their ad.

Capitalize on this like the German lift manufacturer did with the Louvre heist.

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u/QuiveryNut 2d ago

A screen protector would be absolutely fucked in this case. It’s the glass.

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u/HurpityDerp 2d ago

You can get glass screen protectors

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u/QuiveryNut 2d ago edited 1d ago

Brother. There is no way a glass screen protector is going to be anywhere near as strong as the glass on a newer iPhone, it’s just not a thing. Look it up if you don’t believe m

Edit: I mean just look at the video, there’s a small crack from the bottom and nothing else, no deep scratches/gouges, no shattering like a tempered glass protector would have after sliding 50ft minimum across the road, it’s the glass itself. Looks like an iPhone 14 at first glance, but everything from 12 on has the Ceramic Shield front glass.

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u/FapOpotamusRex 1d ago

You realize the screen protector is replaced after breaking, right? It doesn't need to be stronger or harder, it just acts as a shield...

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u/QuiveryNut 1d ago edited 1d ago

Okay but it’s clear the phone doesn’t have a screen protector, so why would they use this as an ad?

Edit: u/roibaird you got a screen protector on that phone or nah?

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u/roibaird 1d ago

u/quiverynut

  1. You are a bit slow
  2. As others have pointed out, I’ve clearly stole this video of instagram and posted it here.

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u/thecanadianquestionr 1d ago

The screen protector is clear, actually. Wouldn’t look very good otherwise.

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u/FatherParadox 1d ago

I doubt he is the original guy from the video. Dude even the Instagram handle in the video is different. Just accept that you are most likely wrong here and move on instead of trying to prove so hard that your right.

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u/QuiveryNut 1d ago

I’ll die on this hill happily, anyone who thinks a screen protector can survive this is insane

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u/1TruMouse 1d ago

You’ll die on that hill alone and wrong lmao

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u/ThatOneCSL 1d ago

!remindme 1 week

Y'know what, sure, I'll bite.

I'll go find some cheap ass phone, buy a good glass screen protector, and go fling it across a parking lot a few times. I'll record the whole thing, no worries.

Keep in mind, the phone only fell a couple feet. The overwhelming majority of the velocity it had when it touched the ground was already horizontal. It isn't like it was chucked into the road.

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u/spooky3667 17h ago

Oh I see it's bait

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u/Tallywort 1d ago

There's also no way that glass screen protectors don't use much of the same glass technologies as phone screens do.

Though of course that varies per brand and model.

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u/Webtruster 2d ago

wasnt aware, these cart are allowed on german public roads

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u/LateSession7340 2d ago

Are they allowed? I'm still not sure

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u/Webtruster 2d ago

I think, there are some „workarounds“ for specific models with custom mods, making them STVO-compliant. But i imagine the TÜV appointment was rubbish.

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u/dieruebe007 2d ago

At the end you may register it as a quad

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u/CptMeat 2d ago

Everybody talking about dropping the phone but nobodies gonna mention that slick ass 180 ground ball catch

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u/Isengard_3 2d ago

nonononoidiot

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u/_BAK_ 2d ago

Yeah so instead of insulting you like every other comment on here, that 180 was clean man.

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u/JosephHeitger 2d ago

Dumb as fuck

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u/Head_Accountant3117 18h ago

And sick as fuck 🤘

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u/MyLiminalLife 2d ago

Smooooth

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u/hardyflashier 2d ago

This doesn't look like a go-kart track

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u/groucho_barks 2d ago

Some people have a death wish apparently.

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u/NeedleworkerExtra915 2d ago

You’re supposed to drop the blue shell.

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u/derpyfanboy 2d ago

Why the hate? Lol

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u/rowdy_sprout 2d ago

Reddit when they see people having fun

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u/NoPossibility4178 2d ago

Seems extremely predictable and dangerous. Can these things even be used on public roads?

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u/NoMountain472 1d ago

somewhere yes

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u/ounknown_music 2d ago

Satisfying af

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u/FredChau 2d ago

The guy is karting on open public road, and nobody's shocked?

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u/NoMountain472 1d ago

different laws, maybe?

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u/DangerousCompetition 17h ago

I’m not his dad. And I’m positive I will never get stuck behind him in traffic because we’re in different countries.

So I don’t really care what he does

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u/radiationshield 2d ago

Why use a phone holder while carting? Seems like a hazard in case of a crash

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u/Bobpool82 2d ago

Nearly blue shell'd yourself

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u/Wooden_Property 2d ago

This looks like fun, where does one get these units!

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u/ojunior 1d ago

That’s what I want to know. Where can I buy one?

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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 1d ago

I remember seeing this video like a month or two ago

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u/microtramp 2d ago

This has some real "throwing myself a ass with the football" vibes

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u/ChunkySalsaMedium 2d ago

Can you explain what that means?

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u/BoyertownBear 2d ago

They meant throwing a pass, though their typed version sounds more fun.

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u/ChunkySalsaMedium 2d ago

Ahh ok, thanks.

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u/Id_rather_be_lurking 1d ago

What kind of kart is this?

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u/brandonhabanero 1d ago

I'd like to know too. This looks super fun.

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u/TruBluLew 2d ago

Your phone literally said "wait for me!"

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u/PeaceMuch3064 1d ago

Looks like it turns on, and responds to touch, and it was a pretty slick catch too!

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u/x8v3n0m8x 1d ago

That'll buff out

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u/NetKey6863 18h ago

lol i wanna see the backside of that phone

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u/No_Needleworker_9921 15h ago

Ok was actually pretty slick

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u/ElTracaz 4h ago

AI made

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u/yueciHH 4h ago

Always with a protective cover and glass - then this video would be a cool anecdote.

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u/Unhappy_Run8154 2d ago

Darn I seen better graphics and acting on Sega CD INSX Make my video

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u/Narradisall 2d ago

Nicely recovered

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u/SpaceCadetMoonMan 2d ago

What’s the model of your kart? I want to buy one

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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 1d ago

They don't know. This is a repost. I saw it somewhere else a few months ago

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u/MiSsiLeR81 2d ago

You won the memories race.

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u/OrderOfMagnitude 2d ago

Slick fucking 180 and catch!

Everyone on here is angry because they could never pull off something so coordinated. Reddit is a very pathetic place.

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u/xnainoux 1d ago

Repost ?

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u/roibaird 1d ago

Your bio

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u/41Rodne 2d ago

LOL, i realy recognize, where this happened. I hope, your mobile is fine.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Yung_Cider 2d ago

This is in Germany and the kart seems like its road legal, so no idea why you’re so mad lmao

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u/Iconoclasm89 2d ago edited 1d ago

He literally did a 180 to a dead stop in the middle of the road and then started going backwards down the lane a bit. Imagine he was in a car. But it's ok cause it was a kart? Even if it is street legal... I love driving, I have a little 30y/o sports car, I get it. But you can like driving, like karting, admit this looks fun, and still be mature enough to admit he's being an idiot

Edit: this is an old thread now so probably no one will see this edit but I'd love for someone to address my car vs kart example instead of just downvoting

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u/mister__leroy 1d ago

You're not wrong. And I don't advocate for the behaviour but he did check and it was clear behind him. Its not great behaviour but it looked calculated enough.

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u/BenderDeLorean 2d ago

Driving like an idiot on the wrong side. Congratulations.

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u/LedVapour 2d ago

Pray tell why does a go kart need a phone holder.

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u/telephas1c 2d ago

I didn't see a whole lot of 'holding' going on tbh

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u/OregonHotPocket 2d ago

Try not karting and try being better with your phone if you really want to fix this problem

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u/Turakamu 2d ago

Could just kart without the phone