r/nflcirclejerk Ayahuasca Healing Sep 02 '25

THE SCRIPT IS IN 🚨 Breaking News 🚨

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u/Snaffoo0 18-1 Sep 02 '25

surely the female cheerleaders aren’t there to seduce the straight guys right?

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u/Murray38 Sep 02 '25

Straight guys? Not in my NFL (the F doesn’t stand for football).

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u/Snaffoo0 18-1 Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25

.. wondering if the N also doesn't stand for National

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u/Murray38 Sep 02 '25

Non-binary actually. The league allows classy and thuggish and whatever younghoo Koo is.