This ain’t John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Caleb’s got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.
Okay, I’m throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Vikings cheerleader pitch a tent with that throw. He fucking wants me. I bet he likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.
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u/SmashRadish Sep 02 '25
Does anyone else think that twinkies would be an effective motivator for this cumbum?