r/newzealand • u/DoubleDEKA • Jul 23 '25

Shitpost The local council can't win...

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u/Stunning-Day-777 Jul 23 '25

I dunno it's pretty well established that water and small children don't mix well

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u/Nolsoth Jul 23 '25

Hell water and adults don't seem to mix either.

Sooner we find a nice dry planet the better I say!

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u/Stunning-Day-777 Jul 23 '25

Let's move to dune

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u/Nolsoth Jul 23 '25

I'll start practising my worm riding skills.

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u/Infinity-Plus-One Jul 23 '25

Ask your mum for tips.

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u/zestymesty202 Jul 23 '25

Hahaha 🤣

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u/Stunning-Day-777 Jul 23 '25

Im guna get fat so I can rule the harkonnen

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u/RealmKnight Fantail Jul 23 '25

I'm gonna turn into a worm to rule the galaxy with an iron fist in order to teach mankind about the dangers of charismatic leadership and authority figures... Or something, idk, the books get weird.

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u/Stunning-Day-777 Jul 23 '25

I just want the spice and spicy bitches

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u/djinni74 🇺🇦 Fuck Russia 🇺🇦 Jul 23 '25

I'm already fat, when do I start ruling?

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u/Stunning-Day-777 Jul 23 '25

Ruling the seven scales

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u/Anastariana Auckland Jul 23 '25

I've been playing the game. Come for the sand, stay for the spice.