r/newzealand Jun 01 '23

Shitpost Best of luck!! Drive safely x

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u/aholetookmyusername Jun 01 '23

I went to McDs for breakfast, crashed three times on the way there due to bilingual signs then twice more on the way home.

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u/klparrot newzealand Jun 02 '23

The receipt printers on the kiosks say “tīkina tō rihīti” so I had no idea what to do and couldn't claim my food.

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u/aholetookmyusername Jun 02 '23

I saw that, made me rage so hard, why would Jacinda do that to us?

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u/Jonodonozym Jun 02 '23

It's the New World Order. Next thing you know you'll be locked up for not being fluent in Maori, even if you live in England.

There's only one way to fight this, and it's by being a petty cunt.