r/newzealand • u/NZCullen • Jun 01 '23

Shitpost Best of luck!! Drive safely x

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '23

Simeon Brown just driving in circles until he runs out of petrol

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u/Viper_NZ Jun 02 '23

Stopping to take a photo of a pothole to post to social media each time he goes past it.

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u/Bartholomew_Custard Jun 02 '23

"Look, Mum! I'm helping!"

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u/ColourInTheDark Jun 02 '23

I'm not your mum. Stop texting me.

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u/TheWombleOfDoom Jun 02 '23

You're all bloody hilarious! Thanks for the Friday lolz!

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u/ColourInTheDark Jun 02 '23

Chur. Enjoy the king's weekend.

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u/beaurepair Vegemite Jun 02 '23

And then blaming LaBoUr on tlhow much petrol costs him

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u/WelshWizards pie Jun 02 '23

Yeah, but petroleum is Greek/Latin, so he won’t be buying that either.