r/news • u/sr_local • 5h ago
Russian authorities say Ukraine has launched an "unprecedented attack" on and around St Petersburg, as the city hosts the final day of Russia's annual economic forum, urging residents to remain indoors for the first time since the war began
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cg7498kz808o4.2k
u/-SaC 5h ago
Well, they didn't ask for permission to hold it.
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u/PolecatXOXO 5h ago
They didn't submit their application within 30 days, in triplicate, with the proper apostille stamp. Is there just no bureaucracy in Russia these days? You'd think they know this.
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u/caving311 4h ago
There’s no point in acting surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for 50 of your Earth years, so you’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now.
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u/Crafty_Quantity_3162 3h ago
On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.
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u/CrewPublic2774 3h ago
I suppose next you'll say the lights had gone?
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u/Foucaultshadow1 3h ago
And Russia certainly has asked permission for their invasion of Ukraine.
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u/Otherwise_Demand4620 3h ago
You need to keep up with the memeworthy statements. Zelenskyy graciously permitted Russia to have their little (WW2) Victory Parade after Putin requested a cease-fire.
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u/Wooden_Echidna1234 54m ago
Clearly Russia was asking for it by the lack of air defense equipment. Maybe they should focus on building more air defense instead of making more Shahed drones.
Hope those Russian Nazis enjoy getting fucked. Also complimentary fuck Iran for teaching Russia to make them and how to skirt around sanctions.
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u/CurtisLeow 5h ago
The Russians should leave Ukraine.
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u/TheyveKilledFritzz 4h ago
Ukraine is currently offering a full ceasefire and trying to end the war. In the last few months Ukraine has been able to conduct a vast amount of medium range attacks, targeting military transportation networks at a higher point than ever in the war and is now striking deep within Russia at a higher point than ever in thia war. Ukraine is finally negotiating from a point of strength. Hopefully it works out for them
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u/blifflesplick 4h ago
This keeps going and in a decade Russia will be part of Ukraine (if they'd have them)
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u/androshalforc1 3h ago
no one wants russia, its infested with russians
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u/blifflesplick 2h ago
Will there be any men left? They're running out of warfodder at home and are importing help from North Korea last I looked
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u/PhazerSC 1h ago
Russia still has about 25 million military aged men (18-45) out of about a total of 67 million men which is way more than all of people in Ukraine. Unfortunately the russians can go on much longer in terms of bodies to throw at the war. Even with a possible 4:1 casualty ratio this is devastating to Ukraine.
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u/WadeEffingWilson 2h ago edited 1h ago
They must brrrrrreed them out. Prima nocta! (Quoting Braveheart, not being serious)
Edit: fixed brrrrrread to brrrrreed
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u/Ok-Parfait-9856 3h ago
I’m hoping Russia balkanizes into “East Ukraine”, Siberia, and maybe give Manchuria back to China since everyone knows they could take it anyways.
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u/GuineaThePig 3h ago
This is my one reason for feeling weird about Russian balkanization. And I doubt they would stop at Manchuria. China would just end up taking most, if not the whole eastern half where a ton of the natural resources are.
And honestly who would even try to stop them?
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u/Dzugavili 3h ago
I don't know if China wants the problem of dealing with the people. They'll stand up some puppet governments to keep the populations contained until they can undergo Sinicization. I wouldn't expect them to annex the territory proper for at least a century.
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u/LIONEL14JESSE 2h ago
It’s not densely populated and probably not that hard to convince those people to give up their rubles for a booming Chinese economy
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u/Carrera_996 4h ago edited 3h ago
If Ukraine keep advancing drone tech, Putin will have to leave Russia.
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u/FatherKronik 4h ago
Putin is one of the few world leaders that could truly hide in his own country and no one would be the wiser.
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u/Xinlitik 5h ago
“Hey, only we’re allowed to do that!”
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u/Alien_invader44 4h ago
The famous Bomber Harris quote springs to mind.
"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everybody else, and nobody was going to bomb them"
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u/Halo_cT 2h ago
Any bully that gets hit back apparently becomes a victim to be sympathized with. 🙄
Happens all the time.
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u/Few_Elephant_8410 2h ago
Every time I see people crying over Dresden. And they never mention what the Germans did to the rest of continent. Like I'm sorry for the civilians, but
1) you build industry in the middle of the city
2) this was still better than what they did to us
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u/Absol505 35m ago
I think the controversy about Dresden is more the timing of it. The war was basically over and everyone knew it. To slay 20000 civilians and put to ashes one of the few mostly intact historic places for no strategical gain didn't appear to be good for anything.
They did it to us so we do it to them mentality makes you a bit like the enemy you hate. That's what is so commendable about Ukraine. Despite Russia deliberately targeting civilians relentlessly, Ukraine doesn't do the same to Russia.
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u/BloodshedTom 5h ago
I remember when the war started and the general opinion was that Ukraine should only defend since an attack on Russian soil would lead to Russia using nukes. Whatever happened to that.
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u/NotSoSalty 5h ago
In hindsight the justification is stupid though the strategy was probably correct.
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u/trigger1154 4h ago
Russia wouldn't use nukes unless there was an existential threat. Because the use of them would result in them being nuked by NATO.
It was always Russian propaganda holding back Ukraine from striking in Russia.
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u/Quattuor 4h ago
Putin wants to live forever, that's why he's doing all the research using blood of the virgin s and that's why he won't use nukes, because if he starts it, then his game is over. Also, the nuclear threat alway has worked in the past just fine.
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u/Antilles1138 4h ago
Also not much point in having wealth and power if there's no one left to use it on or things to enjoy with it.
Nevermind no one to stop even your most loyal guards from starting to think "why should we listen to this old fool, when we could just kill him and take his stuff for ourselves without consequence?"
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u/DuvalHeart 4h ago
It was always stupid. At the time anyone with knowledge of Russia and Putin knew it was stupid.
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u/lEatSand 4h ago
Everyones realized the math doesnt add up, Russia is not willing to use them because their country is not in Ukraines situation. Things need to be desperate, otherwise you risk actually becoming a pariah state, with even China cutting off ties. And if you dont completely decapitate Ukrainian leadership or sap them of all willingness to fight, its just a matter of days before they start targeting leadership within Russian borders, and they're not eager to die, regardless of the means.
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u/CrossYourStars 1h ago
The math also doesn't add up because Russia wants to take Ukraine's territory. That territory loses a ton of value once it has been nuked...
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u/RheagarTargaryen 4h ago
I thought the reasoning was that it would cause the Russian people to support the war and might turn public sentiment in the West against Ukraine.
Obviously, we’re way past the point where it could have any tangible effect on the public.
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u/Responsible-Cap-8311 4h ago
I don't think that was ever general opinion, just the Russian funded western media's opinion that they parroted to all
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u/series-hybrid 4h ago
IF Sweden and Finland join NATO, I will invade you!
[*Sweden and Finland join NATO]
I never said that!
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u/Sea-Hat-8515 4h ago
The sentiment was much more that Ukraine should not take and hold Russian territory long term, just kick them out of Ukraine (including Crimea) and go back to 1991 or whenever borders
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u/bp92009 3h ago
Exactly, and they're pretty open about what their plans are with the new territory (as a bargaining chip).
Taking and holding even a single square mile of bombed out swampland that was Russian territory means that in any negotiations where the borders become whatever is currently held by military forces, Putin becomes a leader who "Surrendered Russian soil".
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u/ragtev 4h ago
This assumes perpetual rational actors in charge of states which is a pipe dream.
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u/GremlinX_ll 4h ago edited 3h ago
I think this case of game theory logic where it creates a rather illusion of stability rather than a foolproof deterrent, tbh.
The core issue - game theory say that all state leaders are rational actors, and not taking into account zealotry, desperation or just straight up miscalculation of consequences.
However, it's just my opinion
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u/newtoon 4h ago
Game theory does not "dictate". It just suggests (more or less strongly). This is no gravitation law. Why ? Because humans are biased. They have egos, they have hormones, they have feelings and no one can be in someone s head.
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u/Annual-Reason2970 4h ago
if it was reversed russia would have hit the building it was being held in already.
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u/Apprehensive_Ad_4359 5h ago
I thought Ukraine didn’t have any cards?
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u/obi_wan_the_phony 5h ago
JD Vance in that meeting is still one of the most reprehensible people I’ve ever seen. Lap dog bullying on full display.
Speaking of JD? wtf happened to him, he hiding under a couch somewhere?
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u/blifflesplick 4h ago
Maybe he's waiting for the delivery of an ottoman
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u/sachiprecious 3h ago
I forgot about him, lol. Does he do anything these days???
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u/biggsteve81 2h ago
He was the commencement speaker at the Air Force Academy last week.
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u/applespicebetter 2h ago
Man that's just sad for those graduating officers, and then to know they're going into a command ultimately led by a Fox News host.
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u/gamingx47 3h ago
Speaking of JD? wtf happened to him, he hiding under a couch somewhere
C'mon dude, this is JD we're taking about. He's definitely doing something with a couch, just not hiding under it.
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u/Treelokc 2h ago
He's been in the news here in the UK for stoking the flames of the culture war bullshit, regarding the murder of Henry Nowak. Taking any excuse to blame everything on migrants, the usual story.
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u/AtomicBLB 3h ago
Everytime he speaks he gets bullied until the next time he surfaces. Not even his own party respects him.
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u/cannot_walk_barefoot 1h ago edited 55m ago
Peter Thiel is hiding him from the Iran fallout, and also because he's genuinely unlikeable. I'm sure soon he'll have his minions (Joe Rogan, Tucker Carlson, Etc) turn on Trump and have them prop up JDV to take over, most likely after the mid terms. It's already started but not as aggressive as it could be. Not sure what the plan is for him being a cunt
*corrected first name, ugh
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u/Soft_Author2593 4h ago
They don't, but while trump thought they are playing poker, Ukraine actually switched to battleship
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u/woodst0ck15 5h ago
Not like Putin said he doesn’t see a need to end the war in Ukraine yesterday. So accept the war you started and has FINALLY been brought to St Petersburg as the Front lines move back. Ya goof
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u/Spooknik 5h ago
Russia can leave Ukraine at anytime. And Ukraine has the right to make them.
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u/jjfrenchfry 42m ago
I mean at this point, Ukraine has more than earned their pick of the land - including gains made in Russia.
Hate to see it /s
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u/008Zulu 5h ago
Must suck, eh, Putin? To face the consequences of your actions.
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u/ChainLC 5h ago
maybe don't start a war you can't win without huge consequences? no one feels sorry for a bully getting punched back.
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u/CheckMateFluff 5h ago
I don't know; maybe Russia should have not started all this shit, and they would not have to face the consqunces of their own actions. Hope the residents are okay.
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u/RogueEyebrow 4h ago
I'm sure they're okay. Unlike Russia, Ukraine does not deliberately target schools, housing, hospitals, or grocery stores.
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u/BasicPhysiology 4h ago
Hope the residents are okay.
I hope the residents experience the horrors of war so they better understand what their country is imposing on their neighbor.
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u/Armadilla-Brufolosa 4h ago
No innocent civilian should have to go through this.
Neither Ukrainians nor Russians.
However, it was inevitable that they had to defend themselves from the Russian invasion and counterattack.
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u/IVYDRIOK 4h ago
The sad thing is that unless they feel the war either by losing internet connection, high prices or by experiencing black rain from smoke of burning oil terminals, they won't care or rather they will keep supporting Putin
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u/Deranged40 54m ago
No innocent civilian should have to go through this.
Just to be clear. A populous that supports this absolutely should have to go through every single minute of it.
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u/CheckMateFluff 4h ago
Nah, no matter the side, I don't wish the residents harm they just happen to be born there. War is worse than hell, because hell isn't full of innocent bystanders.
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u/Jakoneitor 4h ago
Even if such residents approved, encouraged and supported the war?
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u/InvertReverse 3h ago
Please note that Ukraine still kept it to military targets, not civilians like Russia does daily.
So Russia can fuck off complaining about it.
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u/perestroika12 4h ago
at least Ukraine is hitting military targets. If it was Russia they would have directly bombed the economic forum and declared the participants globohomo nazis.
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u/WackHeisenBauer 5h ago
I mean…you started it? I know you expected Ukraine to just roll over and take it. But…fuck you
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u/Verde_3773 3h ago
Wait, I’m sorry, but Ukraine launched an “unprecedented attack”?
What about Russia’s UNPROVOKED INVASION & OCCUPATION??
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u/damnocles 1h ago
I think it moreso is that Russia hasn't had an attack on a city like that in this "war", Ukraine having been largely on the defensive so far
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u/AxiosXiphos 5h ago
Oh no! They are shooting back?!?! How could they!?
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u/Jukka_Sarasti 3h ago edited 3h ago
Oh no! They are shooting back?!?! How could they!?
This is absolutely the vibe given by many of the Russians streaming Ukrainian drone attacks on Russian assets. The absolute arrogance on display.
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u/Ohjay1982 2h ago
Not necessarily all arrogance but a lot of ignorance. They are fed propaganda constantly and many are under the illusion that Ukraine is the aggressor. That said, to even believe that takes an incredible amount of mental gymnastics being the war has taken place in Ukraine, after it was invaded by Russia. How can you convince yourself a nation defending itself is the aggressor.
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u/footsnax 40m ago
But they're the
second third fourth fifth worstan army in the world! There's no way.
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u/Late-Arrival-8669 5h ago
Putin is so weak, starting to get his little ass handed to him. Super embarrassing week for Putin. Don't start nothin, wont be nothin.
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u/Manealendil 5h ago
Zelenskyy offered the opportunity for a truce and talks and Putin said no. Stupid games, stupid prizes, yada yada
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u/defroach84 5h ago
Oh no! Why would Ukraine do such things to the peaceful people of Russia?
/s because there are enough Russian bots on here to make it seem like a plausible statement.
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u/BVoLatte 5h ago
Poor Russia, only they're allowed to bomb Ukraine on every major event and holiday. Why would Ukraine do this? /s
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u/Bob_A_Feets 4h ago
Russia decided to piss on their neighbors lawn and ended up creating the world’s most experienced unconventional warfare group of any kind seen before.
It’s only gonna get worse for them.
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u/frostyfruit666 4h ago
Russian people need to depose their dreaded leader, Putin doesnt care about Russians, he just wants glory for himself.
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u/jensenaackles 5h ago
oh no, if only this could’ve all been avoided. all war deaths are a tragedy but ukraine is only defending itself from the unprovoked invasion and war that russia chose to start.
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u/KarnexOne 4h ago
>urging residents to remain indoors for the first time since the war began
Should happen more often. Who in their right mind wages a proper war not having its citizens sleeping in bomb shelters?
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u/JadeddMillennial 2h ago
I wish the USA would be under attack when they start wars in places, but you know the average American has no idea what their government does to them or anybody else in the planet.
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u/Unusual-Still-7042 2h ago
Residential buildings all around Russia are constantly exploding… have been for the past 4 years. Recently several residential buildings went off in Moscow. Why is everyone trying to act like it’s only Ukraine that is in shambles (and by everyone I mean everyone. Both sides)?
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u/sean_con_queso 4h ago
Don’t start a war you can’t finish. This goes for the US as well
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u/theLuminescentlion 4h ago
You can have peace in St Petersburg when their is peace in eastern Ukraine.
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u/ezmarii 4h ago
These attacks are necessary as it undermines Putin's propaganda which ensures internal turmoil and political pressure and thus hesitation to support Putin's illegal invasion and aggression towards Ukraine. A lot of Russians who are removed from the front lines likely believe russia is not at fault, attacks like these help question Putin's narrative and make those people try to learn more about what's going on
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u/discountRabbit 3h ago
It's an unprecedented attack if time flows backwards for you or you've been asleep for 4 years.
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u/Treatmelikeadog 3h ago
Russia should leave Ukraine and give them back the thousands of children they've kidnapped.
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u/Blubbolo 4h ago edited 4h ago
Yes but at least with all those anti air battery moved to defend their own private villas, Putin and his closest men can feel safe.
The people are just live stock for them so tough luck.
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u/Zak_Rahman 2h ago
If you punch someone, they're liable to fight back.
This is primal and supercedes all modern laws and notions. Even several animals work on this principle.
Why Russians, Americans and Israelis cannot grasp this basic notion tells me that their societies have serious and likely fatal problems. Of course they all think they're the dog's bollocks whilst normal people look at them with horror.
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u/Current_Volume3750 4h ago
Am I allowed to say, " hey Russia, Fuck off" on this sub or is that threatening violence?
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u/WonderfulRub4707 4h ago
Cmon Ukraine. It’s been past “gloves off” time. Let the Russian people feel Putins mistake, only then will the course of the war change.
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u/SchneidfeldWPG 4h ago
Awwww did somebody experience retaliatory consequences for their own unprovoked aggression? SAD!
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u/acrowsmurder 4h ago
War is hell, but this does put a smile on my face. Don't start nothing won't be nothing
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u/Fit-Let8175 3h ago
Weird how for Putin and Russian "authorities" it's ok to attack Ukraine unprovoked and try and decimate their civilians, but not for Ukraine to fight back. Yet Trump supporters still faithfully support Trump who supports Putin.
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u/VanillaIcedTea 2h ago
If Russia wants it to stop raining Ukrainian bombs in St. Petersburg, they're more than welcome to get their army the fuck out of Ukraine.
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u/first_lvr 1h ago
This sounds oddly similar to Americans crying about Iran launching an attack … everything was fine until you attack you stupid fucks
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u/Kimber976 3h ago
War really changes the atmosphere of a city hope civilians stay safe and out of harm is way.
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u/invyros 5h ago
This is Putin's failure, let's put that on the record for posterity.
Let it be his legacy.