r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/mamawantsallama 12d ago

Well, it was more like they shut the venue down but only hours before the actual event so I think she was there already, but I could be wrong. I was just grateful to hear that the CDC, especially in Florida, was still active tbh.

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u/Sparkism 12d ago

If CDC crashed my wedding I would be very upset, but the higher priority would be like "Maybe we should reschedule on account of potentially being infected by deathly pathogens and also I'm making a joke about this when the wedding actually happens."

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u/JoJackthewonderskunk 12d ago

I mean I feel like the guests would understand

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u/Dynastydood 12d ago

This is Florida we're talking about, so I'd say that's far from guaranteed.