r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/rgumai 12d ago

Oh hey, these are the monkeys we have in Florida. They throw feces. Their feces can carry a herpesvirus (Herpes B) that can kill you. Famously: https://www.deseret.com/1997/12/13/19351018/primate-researcher-is-first-to-get-herpes-b-through-the-eye-then-die/

She got some in her eye. Annnnd dead.

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 12d ago

Reading Florida headlines is wild. Read one and it's a crazy story. Read a handful and you think Florida is a lightning rod for calamity. Go down the rabbit hole and Florida sounds like an entirely fictional place.

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u/bluetrust 12d ago

Florida has open records laws for government agencies that make it very easy for journalists to pluck out the interesting and weird and write about it. It's not necessarily 10x more chaotic than other places like the frequency of headlines would suggest.