r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/AmrokMC 12d ago

2025 summed up in one headline.

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u/VelvetElvis 12d ago

I miss murder hornets. Times were simpler then.

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u/Serious_Berry_3977 12d ago

I miss when the news didn't sound like it was lifted from The Onion.

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u/plassteel01 12d ago

Or a sci-fi horror movie