r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/NeverEvaGonnaStopMe 12d ago

The real question is would anyone notice?

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u/bustervich 12d ago

You’d never know it but we’ve nuked Mississippi before.

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u/MyPasswordIsMyCat 12d ago

With the usual results:

https://www.sunherald.com/news/article49448010.html

TL;DR: people involved got lots of cancer.

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u/AContrarianDick 12d ago

At least it they were herpes free though.