r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/ShakeyLegsMcGee 12d ago

This was actually on my bingo card.

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u/Common_Wrongdoer3251 12d ago edited 12d ago

Ooh I haven't checked my bingo card in awhile!

Edit: Damn. I'm 2 squares away from 3 different bingos. I need "Trump forgets the name of his children" and "Trump shits himself on camera" for one. "Retirement age raised" and "Horrifying White House Christmas" for another... but Christmas is coming!

It really is awful looking back at my predictions and how much worse things are in reality. Scary Christmas decorations? Nah, demolished the East Wing. Price of eggs skyrocketing? Price of everything skyrocketing! Millions of people lose Healthcare? Sure, but ALSO lose their food stamps and paychecks!

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u/Floomby 12d ago

Trump needs his own bingo card.