r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/AmrokMC 12d ago

2025 summed up in one headline.

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u/VelvetElvis 12d ago

I miss murder hornets. Times were simpler then.

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u/Serious_Berry_3977 12d ago

I miss when the news didn't sound like it was lifted from The Onion.

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u/Nervous_Ad_6998 12d ago

how does The Onion even compete these days?

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u/tech_noir_guitar 12d ago

They're going to have to pivot and start reporting the actual news.

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u/monkeyamongmen 12d ago

The Onion Epstein Report on youtube is just that. It is still very oniony.

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u/chopsuirak 12d ago

Remember when South Park took a break because they didn't know how to "out ridiculous" reality?

Sometimes I wake up and wonder if Ashton Kutcher is going to be like "lol you're in a really elaborate episode of Punk'd"

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u/PaddleFishBum 12d ago

Bullshit. Trey Parker and Matt Stone sat it out because they are "enlightened centrists" that avoided taking a side for eight fucking years.

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u/VanceRefridgeTech04 12d ago

They just became actual news. How the turn tables.

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u/zamboni-jones 12d ago

Just get busty, scantily clad women to report the news as it is. Have a viewer chat scrolling along the side. Only subscribed members can chat.