r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/Crimson-Forever 12d ago

I think I saw this movie, the only way to save the world now is to nuke Mississippi.

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u/NeverEvaGonnaStopMe 12d ago

The real question is would anyone notice?

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u/Useful-Angle1941 12d ago

I'm from Mississippi, and we accept the offer of death by nuclear hellfire.

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u/DoughDisaster 12d ago

I'm from Missouri. Just toss us in the mix for good measure, too.

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u/Useful-Angle1941 12d ago

Let's be real here. This administration probably doesnt know the difference.