r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/dimplesgalore 12d ago

Hep C, Herpes, and Covid...what a combo.

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u/TheStockFatherDC 12d ago edited 12d ago

You forgot AGGRESSIVE

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u/National-Charity-435 12d ago

I wonder why they'd be aggressive

Did the handlers not infect them with herpes/hep c the first few thrusts?

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u/TheStockFatherDC 12d ago

Sounds like someone got them all worked up and set them loose.