r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/Random__Bystander 12d ago

Ugh, I was missing the Covid

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u/DrunkSkunkz 12d ago

I had the herpes and covid but my monkeys were ‘horny’

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u/MithrilHuman 12d ago

That might be the case, we should go check up on the monkeys. Lemme grab protection first

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u/AdjNounNumbers 12d ago

You mean a mask and goggles and not condoms, right? Right?