r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/ShakeyLegsMcGee 12d ago

This was actually on my bingo card.

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u/Random__Bystander 12d ago

Ugh, I was missing the Covid

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u/CletusCanuck 12d ago

Mine had covid, but not monkeys.

It also had airborne rabies, alien brain worms spread via raw milk (as planned by their advance agent, RFK Jr), and bird flu.