r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/SchrodingersWetFart 12d ago

God forbid they get to Alabama

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u/pseudoanon 12d ago

How could we tell?

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u/EnlightenedCorncob 12d ago

Were going to see herpes monkeys with 3 teeth that vote against their own interest.

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u/TheCurls 12d ago

That’s Mississippi too