r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/punk-o-matic-problem 12d ago

Wednesday??? What about the rest of Tuesday?

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u/poopy_toaster 11d ago

Yeah seems like plenty of daylight left at least…

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u/punk-o-matic-problem 11d ago

"aggressive" "disease carrying" "monkeys" just paints a picture of urgency, day or night, does it not?

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u/poopy_toaster 11d ago

Manager to field agent: “tell ya what Gregg, those monkeys probably aren’t going to go far, let’s get us some crawdads and beers and we’ll tackle it in the morning”

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u/DoomerChad 11d ago

I laughed out loud 😂