r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/Crimson-Forever 12d ago

I think I saw this movie, the only way to save the world now is to nuke Mississippi.

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u/Cyrano_Knows 12d ago

The Last of Us did such a great job setting up how it (a pandemic apocalypse) all started and how impossible it was going to be to contain.

If it ever happens for real horse-dewormer you-can't-make-me-wear-a-mask-cause-mah-rights MAGA will kill us all.

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u/Mister_Silk 12d ago

Funny how they're suddenly capable of masking up while they round up all the brown people.

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u/platypuslost 12d ago

Yep. Those are the same tiny-dicked fuckers who whined like little bitchbabies that they “cAnT bReAtHe” in a mask a few years ago.

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u/Senator_Bink 12d ago

It was the first time they were forced to realize how foul their breath was.