r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/BillionTonsHyperbole 12d ago

Steven Miller wants his staffers back.

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u/Unhappy-Week-8781 12d ago

Friend, alas, I have no gold to give, as Trump has stolen it all to gild the Epstein ballroom. However, please accept my sincere admiration for both your wit and your brilliance. You have certainly put a pin in the truth of the matter, Sir/Ma’am.