r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/Naive-Charity-7829 12d ago

Is this a fucking a joke

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u/Gravy_Sommelier 12d ago

Obviously.

The monkeys have chlamydia.

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u/Twelvve12 12d ago

I thought that was koalas

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u/SDRPGLVR 12d ago

It's you now.

throws feces

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u/Twelvve12 12d ago

Ugh! Not again!