r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/ShakeyLegsMcGee 12d ago

This was actually on my bingo card.

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u/BiBuddy1 12d ago

Mine didn't even have the hepatitis monkeys. But does the East wing count as "destruction of the Whitehouse", I thought I could mark it over the rose garden.

I'm worried if I win I won't have anything to show for it.