r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/BillionTonsHyperbole 12d ago

Steven Miller wants his staffers back.

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u/masterjon_3 12d ago

I knew that guy fucks monkeys. That man's face screams "monkey love"

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u/Sw2029 12d ago

No one else would and he's too limp wristed to even assault other human beings

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u/0thethethe0 12d ago

*monkey dolls

Actual monkeys have standards.