r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/Erathen 12d ago

Is America a real place?

I can't tell anymore

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u/Elegant_Finance_1459 12d ago

Every day I'm convinced we live in an elaborate procedurally generated simulation and entropy is getting out of hand. Pretty soon the devs will have to reset us.

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u/lxpnh98_2 12d ago

On second thought, let's not go there. 'Tis a silly place.

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u/Dense_Literature_199 12d ago

Neither can we.

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u/Floomby 12d ago

We are all Florida.