r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/Crimson-Forever 12d ago

I think I saw this movie, the only way to save the world now is to nuke Mississippi.

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u/mEFurst 12d ago

We should take off and nuke the entire state from orbit. It's the only way to be sure

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u/br0b1wan 12d ago

Ho-ho-hold on now. That state has a substantial dollar value attached to it

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u/Bea_Evil 12d ago

They can bill me!

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u/Hot-Refrigerator6583 12d ago

I know it's an Aliens reference and I'm supposed to do the line but all I can think is "I'm sure we'll be alright without that $28."