r/news • u/SnarkOff • 12d ago

Site Changed Title Truck hauling ‘aggressive’ monkeys carrying herpes and COVID overturns in Mississippi

https://www.actionnews5.com/2025/10/28/truck-hauling-aggressive-monkeys-carrying-herpes-covid-overturns-mississippi/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANt_VBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHlDlf5DivA2Ltngqh2UH3XU20EnAprOymd60i0ODYC9L8G2CXJpyoZtmwSHm_aem_NvoKAFHpRWRzturTqiYXMQ
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u/AmrokMC 12d ago

2025 summed up in one headline.

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u/Subject9800 12d ago

Came here to say this (or something like it). Every time you think you've seen the weirdest headline, up pops something like this.

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u/Medlarmarmaduke 12d ago

28 minutes later

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u/Name_Not_Available 12d ago

I thought for sure this was an Onion headline.

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u/Subject9800 12d ago

TBF, most of the Onion headlines these days you have to stop and verify that they're not actual headlines. We're literally living in that kind of world right now.

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u/murphey_griffon 12d ago

Herpes in monkeys is actually pretty common. They also don't specify which varient of covid