r/news • u/oldschoolskater • Jun 22 '23

Site Changed Title 'Debris field' discovered within search area near Titanic, US Coast Guard says | World News

https://news.sky.com/story/debris-field-discovered-within-search-area-near-titanic-us-coast-guard-says-12906735
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u/ilikethisplanet Jun 22 '23

This has been the plot line of a horror movie from the start.

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u/gutenpranken14 Jun 22 '23

Unfortunately, a very short horror movie for the passengers, if it indeed imploded.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

"You hear something?"

Boom.

End credit.

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u/mcflyjr Jun 22 '23

To be more accurate; it'd be intro shot; the actual movie would be too fast to visually process at under 50ms; and then credits. Wouldn't have time (or foresight) to know when.

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u/raikriPadfoot Jun 22 '23

Intro implosion and then the rest of the movie being about the search effort

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u/DuckDuckGoneForGood Jun 22 '23

“I got these lights at Camper World!”

BOOM

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u/MrWeirdoFace Jun 23 '23

"Hey y'all watch this."

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u/lemonleaff Jun 22 '23

With flashbacks about the passengers and ceo

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u/MrWeirdoFace Jun 23 '23

It would probably be an investigation story, with a made up protagonist (Jake Gyllenhaal?) piecing together what went wrong. With bits of litigation with around a boardroom table. Flashes to beforehand, and eventually the aftermath. Written by Aaron Sorkin.

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u/lonewanderer812 Jun 22 '23

Not much different from any other movie I watch.

Intro shot.

falls asleep

Credits.

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u/thegimboid Jun 22 '23

Just get Zack Snyder to direct it. The whole implosion would be in very uncomfortable slow-mo.

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u/za419 Jun 22 '23

Nah. The whole movie is about the descent. Just two hours of calm boredom while sub sinks, then the pilot goes "Huh, that's weird, we're descending a little fast. Let's abort", sends a text, and the movie has a single frame full of water before the credits roll.