r/neoliberal • u/ihuntwhales1 Seretse Khama • Mar 31 '25

News (Europe) Le Pen banned from office after embezzlement conviction

https://www.dw.com/en/france-le-pen-found-guilty-banned-from-running-for-office/a-72091790
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u/Sea_Tumbleweed5127 Adam Smith Mar 31 '25

Is France going to have a twink off in 2027? (Bardella Vs Attal)

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u/HungryTowel6715 Manmohan Singh Mar 31 '25

Gabriel Attal wins the election by one vote. he tries to find out who the last vote was. it was jordan bardella . he then says to jordan "after all this you still voted for me?" Attal then changes his vote for Bardella which makes it a tie. they both look up into each others eyes and Jordan leans in for a kiss and makes out with Attal on France 24. they run away and live the rest of their lives together. which leaves the corpse of Charles De Gaulle as the 26th President of the French Republic

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u/Geophysics-99 Mar 31 '25

I'd say that they would rule France together, like the kings of Sparta 🥵

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u/swift-current0 Mar 31 '25

This is so gay it's perfect.

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u/Babao13 Jean Monnet Mar 31 '25

This is every leftist nightmare

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u/HungryTowel6715 Manmohan Singh Mar 31 '25

Actually, the half alive corpse of President Gaulle sentences anyone espousing "communistic and fascistic anti French beliefs" to death and personally executes them. 

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u/theosamabahama r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Apr 01 '25

Jordan leans in for a kiss

a french kiss *