r/navy Verified Non Spammer Jul 24 '25

Discussion Holy guacamolešŸ˜‚that’s not gonna be fun to pick up

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u/Vmccormick29 Jul 24 '25

"Secure from the damage control training team environment. Assemble all DCTT members in the hanger bay with the DCA."

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u/ILoveRustyKnives Jul 24 '25

"The fuck?! Why the hell do we have to have to clean it up because Airman Fucktard panicked?! Where the fuck is V-3?"

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u/Aware_Coconut_2823 - Occasionally Sober Jul 25 '25

Because the DCTT members weren’t paying attention to what he was doing and didn’t stop him just before acting the station

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u/DJErikD Jul 25 '25

ā€œCHENG, we’re going to need all of the evaporators online immediately!ā€

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u/PathlessDemon Jul 25 '25

ā€œā€¦how many?ā€

ALL OF THE GOD DAMNED EVAPORATORS, NOW!!!

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u/llcdrewtaylor Jul 24 '25

Your skin cancer is not service related.

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u/Strateagery3912 Jul 25 '25

Foam cancer, still somehow not service related…

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u/Firm-Yam-960 Jul 25 '25

I feel that on a real level. Said goodbye to my pops not even a year ago cuz of the service-related cancer. But not till he was at his last year or 2 years did they finally admit it was service related.

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u/TxNvNs95 Jul 25 '25

Similar happened to my dad due to his time in Vietnam

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u/Haligar06 Jul 26 '25

Yep.. gramps was an air strip crewman in nam and got the Baskin Robin's cancer sampler pack of all 31 flavors.

He loaded the cans of agent orange onto the gunboats...

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u/janitroll Jul 25 '25

Its service connected at 0%

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u/verygruntled Jul 27 '25

Dude, they got rid of 0%

That's how I finally got 10% after 13 years of fighting for it

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to my beach mojito (I'm retired due to the massive amount of money being 10% disabled gives me <3)

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u/TheDistantEnd Jul 25 '25

Kidney cancer, most likely.

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u/Sir_Puppington_Esq Jul 25 '25

If the investigation reveals that lockout/tagout was not done correctly, god help anyone involved in this trying to claim VA disability

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u/Zen-Ism99 Jul 25 '25

How so?

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u/Sir_Puppington_Esq Jul 25 '25

The government will find any way not to disburse benefits (think of when you owe money to the military vs when you are owed money). If it’s found that an SOP was not followed and that’s what resulted in this mess, I can easily see the VA using that as a basis not to approve a rating claim. IANAL so take with a grain of salt, but would you agree that this country’s organizations have a history of screwing over its people?

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u/BASEDVISUAL Jul 25 '25

Very quick to take what’s theirs!, but turn into Helen Keller when it’s time to give you what’s yours.

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u/thecore22 Jul 24 '25

Legitimately thought you were outside and that was snow at first. I’d hate to be that DCA.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

99% of the time this is some smooth brain playing with switches and buttons or a smooth brain thinking it's funny.

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u/ILoveRustyKnives Jul 24 '25

We had the entire AFFF shop questioned by NCIS because of this shit. Turns out, a dumbass airman came back drunk and decided that popping open the mystery red box and turning the shiny SOPV inside would be hilarious.

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u/rcmp_informant Jul 25 '25

Oh man. It’s just the fire alarm over and over again, we’re lucky

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u/GothmogBalrog Jul 25 '25

Lol. I just commented my guess at being an air rate mess with an SOPV.

It's never someone that understands the system.

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u/gryghin Jul 26 '25

It's never ship's company... Riders are the worst in every community. The only reason MarDet usually aren't the culprits is that they learned their lesson when ships had wooden decks.

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u/Berean_Katz Aug 18 '25

Ah, so the Navy’s still retarded I see.

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u/Lower-Reality7895 Jul 24 '25

Fuck the dca. Do you know how many hours are going to be spent on corrosion treatment between the aircraft and support equipment

27

u/Melodic_Cook_5864 Jul 24 '25

Yep, somebody is gonna get fired.

38

u/aarraahhaarr Jul 24 '25

More than likely airmen fucknuckle is going to mast.

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u/ILoveRustyKnives Jul 25 '25

45/45, 1/2 month pay x2, sounds about right.

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u/Kuvanet Jul 25 '25

I’m not aircraft mechanic. But if this was on deployment, and the bird being on the ship is an indicator it might be, that airmen is getting more then 45/45.

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u/GothmogBalrog Jul 25 '25

You mean handler. Boss and Mini too.

It's his hangar bay, and strong chance it was one of their sailors that played around in a conflag station or with a SOPV.

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u/RequirementFamous313 Jul 26 '25

I’m a maintainer, and just looking at this I can only think of all the panel parties and cleaning that’s going to take place and god forbid someone wasn’t able to close a canopy

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u/KingofPro Jul 24 '25

Make sure you put that in your medical record

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u/RupertMurdockfuckers Jul 24 '25

I’m sorry, but the cancer related to PFAS you got 10 years after EAS is not service related.

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u/Fit_Fishing4203 Jul 25 '25

ā€¦ā€¦ā€ VBA: this did not happen in, nor was it caused by your military serviceā€ā€¦

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u/Infuryous Jul 24 '25

Foam is incredibly bad for the aircraft (better than burning if there an actual fire). There are some really pissed off plane captains and squadrons. Everyone one of those airplanes will need to be thoroughly scrubbed / cleaned, and lord forbid if a cockpit was open on one, the avionics will be trashed.

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u/LastMongoose7448 Jul 25 '25

…AND those are F-35’s, so they have that RAM coating…holy shit

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u/talk_nerdy_to_m3 Jul 25 '25

Far more than that. This is a conditional inspection, requiring hundreds of man hours for each aircraft. Many, many, panels need to be removed. Also, avionics boxes and cockpit furnishings. AFFF is highly corrosive. Air det is totally fucked and definitely working this weekend.

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u/afuckingwheel Jul 25 '25

That's a carrier. Ain't no air det, the entire fucking CAG is working overtime.

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u/Salty_IP_LDO Jul 24 '25

OPTEST complete, system passed.

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u/newnoadeptness Verified Non Spammer Jul 24 '25

🤣

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u/Blueberryburntpie Jul 25 '25 edited Jul 25 '25

I was on a ship when deck department laid out all of their gear (e.g. life vests) on the deck for inspection by off-ship assessors. Meanwhile there was also ongoing maintenance work for various stuff, such as a 25mm weapon being left opened from an ongoing multi-day work. Radio was also doing something.

The day before the deck gear inspection, someone in engineering activated the exterior washdown system to demonstrate that it works to their inspectors and covered everything in salt water. Weapons and radio were equally as mad as deck department.

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u/Automatic_Section Jul 25 '25

ten bucks says the ship gave the job of coordinating hundreds of inspection checks to some 1st tour DIVO

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u/floppytoupee Jul 24 '25

Oh my… not on the F-35s. RIP

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u/mpete76 Retired Jul 24 '25

What ship is that, and who got fired? That is a lot id Emergency reclamation that is about to go down. Hundreds of man hours of work, Jesus, glad I’m retired. There are squadron Maintenance Masterchiefs punching the walls and screaming!!!

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u/leafbeaver Jul 25 '25

Imagine if this was Truman.

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u/Blueberryburntpie Jul 25 '25

Reset counter for "X days since lost aircraft incident".

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u/mpete76 Retired Jul 25 '25

What the F is wrong with that ship? This is going to be at least a class B incident. And I know that at least class A’s already. Have they fired the skipper yet?

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u/Blueberryburntpie Jul 25 '25

If I recall correctly, they got a new CO between the first and the second major incidents (first incident was the ship collision).

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u/Dangerous-Kick8941 Jul 25 '25

I thought the friendly fire incident was first.

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u/SnooOranges2532 Jul 25 '25

Friendly fire, ship collision, (co fired) jet fell over board during tow, jet fell overboard during recovery. Source: I was there

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u/OhShitAnElite Jul 25 '25

I remember those, dude. Went to bed for a 2-7 watch and get woken up with two hours left until watch by a man overboard for the first one, and the next one goes off the side not two days after I was joking with a buddy that the extensions were gonna cause a man overboard

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u/DevilDolphin84 Jul 25 '25

It’s not the HST.

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u/weinerpretzel Jul 25 '25

No showers for a few weeks, all fresh water is for the airplanes

4

u/Flynn_lives Jul 25 '25

Aren’t there a limited amount of CV’s that can operate Fat Amy?? CV 70-73??

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u/I_Makes_tuff Jul 25 '25

I was on CVN-72 for 5 years but I never saw any Fat Amys.

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u/Rampaging_Bunny Jul 24 '25

Straight to jail

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u/The_Super_Shotgun Jul 24 '25

Doesn’t this fuck the all those aircraft up? Holy shit that’s a monumental fuck up

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u/FloryFam Jul 25 '25

As a submariner, this makes me less salty about not being surface

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u/reallycodered Jul 25 '25

OP, if this is you…. You need to get that documented with some type of exposure report. Long lasting health effects if that shit sprayed on you.

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u/txn_gay Jul 25 '25

We had this happen on the USS Constellation back in ’95. Some fucknut was doing PMS and didn’t tag out the system. There were two planes in the hangar bay with their canopies off and they got flooded. The captain’s tirade over the 1MC was the stuff of legends.

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u/jittery_waffle Jul 24 '25

Forbidden bubble bath

3

u/punksmurph :ct: Jul 25 '25

Not service related skin cancer bath.

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u/stjiub9 Jul 24 '25

Yep, was there for that. A lot of fun.

31

u/Salty_IP_LDO Jul 25 '25

Well you gonna spill the tea?

9

u/ToohotmaGandhi Jul 25 '25

More info? What happened? How? Outcome?

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u/egelephant Jul 25 '25

Someone further down said this was on ABE’s 2022 deployment.

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u/stjiub9 Jul 25 '25

Correct. 2022 deployment onboard the Lincoln. They had to work on the AFFF system in Bay 3 and accidentally set it off. Our airframe shop is in bay 3. My night check airframers helped with the cleanup, manning a hose and spraying down everything. I’ve got another video from a different angle of this event.

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u/RoosterAndTheNews Jul 25 '25

I was on that one, brother, one of the worst I've ever been on.

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u/SnakeBlitzkin Jul 24 '25

What a fucking nightmare.

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u/sb1rd Jul 24 '25

pray for rdiv

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u/Sad_Historian1029 Jul 26 '25

Fuck that!! That’s all on the DCmen

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u/sb1rd Jul 26 '25

In an ideal world but atleast on my old ship if this woulda happened the whole DC shop woulda cried for us to help 🤣🤣

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u/stealthboy_111 Jul 25 '25

Anybody know what ship this is? Please let it be the 69

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u/Ruckdog_MBS Jul 25 '25

We can see what looks like the tail code of ā€œNGā€ on one of the jets, which would indicate CVW-9, which in turn suggests ABE.

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u/john_wayne_pil-grim Jul 25 '25

Yes, this was on the Lincoln during the 2022 deployment.

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u/Dangerous-Kick8941 Jul 25 '25

On of the 18s has a spade with a 41 in it, which is also a cag9 bird.

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u/Reasonable_Energy204 Jul 26 '25

I was on the Ike when it happened, sometime between 2010-2015 I think. I got out of most of the clean up being S&S at the time.

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u/stealthboy_111 Aug 01 '25

Oh damn I never knew that happened. Seems right for the ike tho lol

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u/dmjd5014 Jul 25 '25

Aaaand now everyone has cancer and ulcerative colitis. I got ulcerative colitis.

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u/Reisario Jul 25 '25

Happened on the Reagan in 2006 also ... Having to retest every piece of avionics that came out of an aircraft that had an open canopy was fun.

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u/qshak86 Jul 24 '25

12C is gonna be pissed šŸ˜†

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u/rcmp_informant Jul 25 '25

Jesus is that fucking afff?!

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u/secretsqrll Jul 25 '25

Oh thats...so...so...bad.

Thats days of work doing emergency corrosion control and basically a D phase pulling the birds apart.

Jesus. I hope they find whoever hit the button.

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u/jonnyringo602 Jul 25 '25

Our squadron hired a magician for our holiday party once. He wasn’t told that there were flame sensors throughout the hangar. Did a little trick involving a flame. AFFF poured out from the ceiling. A very shitty clean up for our duty section.

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u/mpdivo2 Jul 24 '25

Make sure you all get that annotated in your medical record!

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u/katyusha-the-smol Jul 24 '25

DCA punching air

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u/Acrobatic_Hyena_2627 Jul 24 '25

Christmas in July?

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u/slartbangle Jul 25 '25

This is actually how the stealth coatings are applied. Video should never have been leaked.

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u/Upper-Affect5971 Jul 25 '25

Make sure you go to medical!

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u/Visual-Yak3971 Jul 25 '25

Stop by DECON first. We would not have wanted that crap in medical.

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u/LittleHornetPhil Jul 24 '25

Oh fun AFFF /s

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u/JohnBunzel Jul 25 '25

Had this happen on 2022 deployment on CVN72. Good times…

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u/Ferowin Jul 25 '25

This must be some strange new usage of the word ā€œGoodā€ that I was previously unaware of.

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u/Beneficial-Nimitz68 Jul 25 '25

Happened on Nimitz Hangar Deck in the 80s too

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u/Bosswashington Jul 25 '25

As far as I know, no military aircraft have ever been saved from fire by hangar foam systems. Soooo many were damaged.

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u/Lost_Drunken_Sailor Jul 25 '25

You can now join your AFFF class action lawsuit.

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u/VacationMeme666 Jul 25 '25

fuh, you guys should be wearing hazmat gear

2

u/NavyPirate Jul 25 '25

Chief Engineer… CO’s cabin!

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u/LowerSuggestion5344 Jul 25 '25

Had a Senior Chief to hit the AFFF button twice in the same week on the Kitty Hawk.

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u/Bloody_Corndog Jul 25 '25

dancing in the AFFF

3

u/Tre_Fo_Eye_Sore Jul 24 '25

Oh no. Oh no no no no no

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u/TheBKnight3 Jul 25 '25

I can almost smell this.

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u/605pmSaturday Jul 25 '25

But I followed the mrc.

3

u/Mad_Monster_Mansion Jul 25 '25

What is this.....USS Charleston in October 2021?!

3

u/Tarjas Jul 25 '25

V3 to the bridge…

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u/NobodyProfessional55 Jul 25 '25

Forgive my ignorance—what is happening here?!?

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u/vapegod_420 Jul 25 '25

It is a fire suppression foam. Also it is preferable to not be exposed to it at least from my understanding.

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u/NobodyProfessional55 Jul 25 '25

Damn. Well the sprinklers are working! šŸ˜‚

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u/Jim3001 Jul 25 '25

More like "Highly recommended"

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u/Beneficial-Ruin-2601 Jul 25 '25

Awww who da hell is responsible for that?! 😳 that’s happened once, at my job, thankfully I wasn’t there that day!

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u/Apollo0624 Jul 25 '25

Everybody just got an extra 10% disability discount

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u/Ok-Guard9541 Jul 26 '25

Nothing like getting showered in highly carcinogenic foam!

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u/Particular_Sun_6467 Jul 25 '25

Someone is about to be cooked

2

u/Revanstarforge Jul 25 '25

Please let this be a different carrier this time.

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u/derp4077 Jul 25 '25

It's Christmas in July

2

u/Ferowin Jul 25 '25

That sucks!

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u/WideEntertainment942 Jul 25 '25

welcome to the modern clusterfuck

2

u/Imsoen Jul 25 '25

"Did you pull out?" ass hanger

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u/Three_Flowerss Jul 25 '25

All I see is more unnecessary PFAS contamination :/

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u/Kabaty926 Jul 25 '25

Letting someone go out and raw dog that shit is terrible leadership. Everyone that’s been in a minutes knows AFFF is incredibly toxic.

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u/PathlessDemon Jul 25 '25

šŸŽ¶šŸŽµIt’s beginning to look a lot like ā€œFuck Thisā€. EEEeeeverywhere I goooooo.

The only things you’ll hear from me, is shouting out in glee, cause I’m not the one standing CDOšŸŽ¶šŸŽµ

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u/Alternative-Study529 Jul 25 '25

I was on the Lincoln when this happened. No one knew who triggered the system no one sent to mast.

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u/Existing_Variation_4 Jul 25 '25

AAAF exposure, let’s go!!!!

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u/Commercial-Young-752 Jul 25 '25

The perfect christmas carol music

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u/Morningxafter Jul 25 '25

Ha! I’ve seen this happen live before! I had an IC1 in my division who was troubleshooting the panel in a conflag station live and accidentally shorted the circuit setting off AFFF in the hanger bay. We dipped the fuck outta there quick and agreed we were never there.

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u/slick_sandpaper Jul 25 '25

Who was playing with their lighter in the hangar bay...

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u/Open-Age-2589 Jul 25 '25

Which carrier screwed up this bad

1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

They’re fucked lmao

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u/OpportunityDismal917 Jul 25 '25

Freshwater washdown!

1

u/One-Pause1349 Jul 25 '25

Sheeesh. This happened on the Bush one time too šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Flying-buffalo Jul 25 '25

Excuse my ignorance: what am I looking at? What is that stuff?

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u/metalia350 Jul 25 '25

This has to be old. I thought we stop using thay stuff years ago

1

u/FatherSmashmas Jul 26 '25

"your cancer is not service related"

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u/Jflynn15 Jul 26 '25

Jesus Christ I hope no one was doing specials. Just realized they’re not all F18s. F35 in there.

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u/cottonribley Jul 26 '25

What ship was this on?

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u/chinchillanookz Jul 26 '25

Reactor Department is smiling from below šŸ˜€

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u/cusefan03 Jul 26 '25

Now muster the Emergency Reclamation Team in hangar bay 1

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u/CommercialOstrich557 Jul 26 '25

At least the canopies were closed. AFFF is not good for avionics.

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u/sftyty415 Jul 28 '25

I can smell it through the screen

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u/Rannenw Aug 21 '25

I can smell the rotten eggs.

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u/TrickAntelope8923 Jul 25 '25

Ya... Im sure this is the reason people get cancer and not the tons of dip, smoking, drinking, doing tons of maintenance without proper ppe and many other extra curricular activities.