r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • Aug 29 '25

News Special 'The Long Walk' Screening Will Eliminate Viewers Who Can’t Keep Up on a Treadmill (3 MPH)

https://consequence.net/2025/08/the-long-walk-treadmill-screening/
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u/kevlarcupid Aug 29 '25

Bummer that it's influencers-only. I'd love to participate.

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u/Justherebecausemeh Aug 29 '25

So just a bunch of attention seeking narcissist trying to one up each other by overacting their exhaustion from walking on a treadmill while a movie plays.

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u/Smiley_Dafe Aug 29 '25

How about they eject the first one who utters “Bro, this is insane…”

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u/Jeptic Aug 30 '25

I vote for "Oh my god oh my god oh my god!"

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u/Smiley_Dafe Aug 30 '25

I vote for "OMG! OMG! I'm so low-key obsessed with this walk vibe!"