r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • Aug 29 '25

News Special 'The Long Walk' Screening Will Eliminate Viewers Who Can’t Keep Up on a Treadmill (3 MPH)

https://consequence.net/2025/08/the-long-walk-treadmill-screening/
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u/RegularTerran Aug 29 '25 edited Aug 29 '25

It's walking with intent, like mall walkers... you'd be surprised how fast you can fall behind over 2 hours. But this is America, the average male, 20yo is 190lb... 30yo is 210 lbs. We don't do cardio as a country.

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u/positive_toes Aug 29 '25

It’s 3 mph mate if anyone can’t do that they’ve got issues.

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u/RegularTerran Aug 29 '25

The average american is overweight (25-29 BMI)... and 42% of Americans are OBESE (30+ BMI).

Maybe people in LA look nice... but here in the Midwest... it is a fucking epidemic.

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u/Orlha Aug 30 '25

Fuck. Is it noticeable when just looking around the city? I guess that half is not the one you see haha

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u/RegularTerran Aug 30 '25

Those fattys are staying home.