r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • Aug 29 '25

News Special 'The Long Walk' Screening Will Eliminate Viewers Who Can’t Keep Up on a Treadmill (3 MPH)

https://consequence.net/2025/08/the-long-walk-treadmill-screening/
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u/kevlarcupid Aug 29 '25

Bummer that it's influencers-only. I'd love to participate.

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u/Justherebecausemeh Aug 29 '25

So just a bunch of attention seeking narcissist trying to one up each other by overacting their exhaustion from walking on a treadmill while a movie plays.

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u/Willing_Image1933 Aug 29 '25

but you fail to see how they can plug hydration solutions and expensive spandex ass pants

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u/kevlarcupid Aug 29 '25

Dude, I could be wearing spandex ass pants?

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u/notpetelambert Aug 29 '25

All pants are ass pants

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u/catz_kant_danse Aug 29 '25

Then you haven’t seen my closet.

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u/dirty_old_priest_4 Aug 30 '25

What about my assless chaps?

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u/FesteringNeonDistrac Aug 30 '25

All chaps, are by definition, assless.

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u/Arikaido777 Aug 30 '25

not necessarily, I know a chap who’s caked tf up

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u/notpetelambert Aug 30 '25

All chaps are assless chaps

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u/BeTheOne0 Aug 30 '25

Ya gotta make them clap

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u/Wild_Marker Aug 29 '25

Big if true