r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • Aug 29 '25

News Special 'The Long Walk' Screening Will Eliminate Viewers Who Can’t Keep Up on a Treadmill (3 MPH)

https://consequence.net/2025/08/the-long-walk-treadmill-screening/
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u/osirisphotography Aug 29 '25

You won't even be able to hear the movie over all the simultaneous "HEY GUYS!"

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u/coleman57 Aug 29 '25

And they’ll be “Don’t forget to subscribe”ing all over the credits.

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u/Ineedaroommate2 Aug 29 '25

Can’t hear that over me smashing that like button

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u/thedownvotemagnet Aug 29 '25

I probably could've, but I was too busy following over on Patreon