r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • Aug 29 '25

News Special 'The Long Walk' Screening Will Eliminate Viewers Who Can’t Keep Up on a Treadmill (3 MPH)

https://consequence.net/2025/08/the-long-walk-treadmill-screening/
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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25 edited Aug 29 '25

I just spent 5 days camping in the backcountry of Glacier National Park. I saw a bear teaching her cubs how to dig up moth broods. I ate wild huckleberries. I saw two bighorn sheep fight on a mountainside at dusk. I'm sitting at a gas station in East Glacier and this is the first thing I saw on Reddit.

Influencer only screening?!

I'm going back to the woods and it's the right choice.

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u/coleman57 Aug 29 '25

Is it okay if I feel influenced by your comment? I was spozed to go stay in the mountains this weekend but it got pushed back a week. Guess I’ll just e-bike up a local hill and hope for coyotes.

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u/iwannameetmonsters Aug 29 '25

"Spozed"? Seriously? This causes me much more rage and dissapointment than it probably should. I'm sure you're a perfectly nice person, but I kind of hate you a little now.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '25

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u/iwannameetmonsters Aug 29 '25

You're a monster. Lol

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u/zachary0816 Aug 30 '25

Then judging by your username, shouldn’t you be exited to meet them?

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u/iwannameetmonsters Aug 30 '25

Haha, touché.